Smart ladies love fashion, the 2016 Oscar afterparties

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Amy Adams

I love the fit of this and she is definitely bringing the old Hollywood glamour but there is something I just don’t like. -K

I wish she would just go crazy and pull a Kruger (maybe not what The Krug is wearing in this post, however). -M

Malin Akerman

Her make up is very severe and I’m not a fan of the top but I really appreciate the silver sparkles. -K

I don’t think the two pieces of this gown “speak” well to each other. -M

Jessica Alba

The necklace is VERY cool and reminds me of the lady on Younger. The rest is boring. -M

I too love the necklace. I find this very Jackie Collins and so I’m cool with it. -K

Elizabeth Banks

EBanks is wearing a really fancy version of what GaGa wore to the actual ceremony and I LOVE IT! -K

This is gorgeous and well-tailored. She is SO stylish. -M

Kate Beckinsale

At least she skipped the really tight high pony this time. Yay? -M

And it’s not a mermaid tail!?! -K

Jessica Biel

If you have to wear a dress like this, J Biel’s is definitely the best of its kind. -M

I love long sleeves. -K

Kate Bosworth

I really love this and it makes me kind of hate myself. Good job Kate Bosworth. -K

This is AMAZING and I wish she was at the main red carpet to brighten that shit up. -M

Ava Capra

This try-hard was on America’s Next Top Model! Not shocking, because no one on that show ever had any personal style. -M

So many negligees at these parties. -K

Priyanka Chopra

I would have loved this if it didn’t have that slit with the slit it looks like she is missing her top but remembered her shrug. -K

What a weird slit!! if it joined at the bottom it would have been less awkward. -M

Emilia Clarke

Love the polka dots but I wish the top was bigger or rather the deep v wasn’t so wide. -K

I am going to disagree (!!!!) because I love the wide-v on her and the dress fits beautifully. -M

Patricia Clarkson

Too flamenco. -M

This would have been great at the Spirit awards on the beach. -K

Lily Collins

I LOVE the 20s glamour on her. She went all out with hair and makeup too. -M

She looks fantastic. I really love the dark lippy. -K

Roxy Darr

When princess dresses go bad (no need to look up who this is, her sweet 16 bun tells me I don’t want to know anyway). -M

This looks like a 90s prom date. -K

Nina Dobrev

I have NEVER liked anything she wears but for some reason I am really into this. The pink belt helps, I think, and I just “get” the whole look here. -M

She is very pretty and I am a huge fan of dresses with this much sparkle. -K

Minnie Driver

Just plain great. -M

I wish Minnie was in more stuff. Again I love long sleeves. -K

Tina Fey

I enjoy this a lot, but I’m not WOWED. -M

Why did she change out of the purple? -K

Maggie Grace

Those sleeves are… interesting. -M

I wish this did not have those sleeves or I would love it. -K

Selena Gomez

She looks so uncomfortable. Maybe she also thinks the pattern looks like bathroom tiles. -M

It does look like bathroom tiles! I also think it might be a tad small and it’s probably heavy. -K

Shenae Grimes

Goth undertakers. -M

Shenae should go back to Degrassi. -K

Anne Hathaway

You KNOW I love pregnant ladies. I’m sure she had to pee every ten minutes and had trouble sitting comfortably, and she still posed like a pro! Oh Annie. -M

Anne knows how to rock a caftan. -K

Vanessa Hudgens

I think we all love J Hud a little bit more after Grease, but why did she choose something so blah to reintroduce herself to us? -M

I wish she had gone all in on the glamour like Lily Collins. I do appreciate her more since Grease, good call Melissa. -K

Kate Hudson

Kate Hudson looks like she took a shower in her gown. This whole look is wet. -K

If you have time, look through all the photos of this on Getty. You will get tens of minutes of enjoyment. -M

Sarah Hyland

I think this might be the best Sarah Hyland has ever looked. She really should only have hair this length it makes her sophisticated but still youthful.-K

Her makeup is fantastic, too! -M

Gillian Jacobs

Nice, but slightly meh. -M

This is classy but Melissa is right it’s pretty meh. I also kind of hate her hair. -K

Jessica Joffe

I love every bizarre inch of this. -M

I really want this ladies hair color. I also want to own something this color pink and wear it with my bright red hair. -K

Beverly Johnson

She still looks amazing, doesn’t she? -M

SHE DOES! -K

Mindy Kaling

This is so much better than her ceremony gown. It is simple, but extremely flattering. -M

IT IS! (I enjoy just answering Melissa in my comments) -K

Zoe Kazan

I would wear this in a heartbeat. -M

ME TOO! I love the deep red flower at her waste. -K

Sally Kirkland

I put this in here so we could marvel at what Sally Kirkland did to her face. Let people age!!! -M

Her high pony is so jaunty. -K

Diane Kruger

I would normally assume that The Krug could pull this off but she is sooooooo not. If it was fully lined, I would ADORE it. -M

The Krug is really trying to pull this off but yeah it’s a NO GO! -K

Brie Larson

Why is she wearing towels AND why did she match her satin shoes to her towels? FIRE YOUR STYLIST STAT! -K

Her boobs look less saggy than they did in the blue gown, but this is a little too bathing suit cover up. -M

Sanaa Lathan

She is still insanely beautiful. -M

Does she age at all? -K

Jennifer Lawrence

Did she her stylist give her T. Swift’s outfit by mistake? Love the very blonde bob, though. -M

I don’t understand this at all. It’s so skimpy and then it’s ripped. UGH. -K

Juliette Lewis

Is she making a statement by wearing a dress made from recycled plastic bags? -M

Juliette Lewis always looks like she is having tons of fun (that’s the only nice thing I could think of to say). -K

Bai Ling

Bai Ling is truly a gift. -M

She is always AMAZING. -K

Zoe Lister Jones

This is more depressing than 80s teens listening to Morrissey. I hope Katie writes about how much she hates her! -M

I DO HATE HER! I find her voice so ANNOYING. I also find her entire acting style “New York Whine” extremely privileged. This out fit is also fug as fuck. Why does she look so fucking sad? -K

Caity Lotz

Caity got lost on her way to Skate America and ended up at Elton John’s. -K

The length of these pants confounds me. -M

Demi Lovato

Demi singlehandedly trying to keep the wet look hair popular. -M

I’m really done with these shear gowns. I don’t want to see your underpants Demi Lovato! -K

Rachel McAdams

I love this so much more than the green she wore to the actual ceremony. This is the best beach Barbie. -K

I particularly like the clean face makeup. -M

Rachel McCord

Duckface McCord has a sister and she has TERRIBLE taste in shoes. -M

Her outfit is also pretty terrible. -K

Elle McLemore

So very Miss America. -M

She looks like a cheerleader who has a formal cheerleader outfit. -K

Heather Matarazzo

This would be improved by 1000% if she pulled her hair back and wore gold shoes. -M

YES! Melissa is a genius. -K

Lea Michele

Lollipop with tulle. -M

LOLZ! I also don’t want to see your underpants LEA! I sound like I’m 80. -K

Sofia Milos

First, I would wash all her makeup off. Then I would put her in a cute multicolored minidress. The earrings can stay. -M

I like these ideas. Why is everyone wearing dresses from 1995 Seventeen magazine prom edition? -K

Michelle Monaghan

This is nice for this type of dress–the long sleeves are a plus. -M

I agree with Melissa. I also like the length and that her underpants are kind of hidden. -K

Olivia Munn

Now here is the Olivia Munn I’m used to! -K

Way to ruin the vision I have of you in the gorgeous orange Stella McCartney. -M

Thandie Newton

I’m ok with people wearing their pajamas to fancy events, but only if they are not fug. -M

Another negligee. -K

Nasim Pedrad

I can’t be too hard on her because 1) she’s a comedian and not a red carpet regular, 2) I fucking love her and 3) THAT BODY. But please, ladies, save the nude pumps for, like, lunches with your mom. -M

I love a simple black dress but I wish she had had more fun with jewelry and her shoes. Those shoes make me sad. -K

Amanda Peet

Should we be happy she put on lipstick? That dress is a voluminous monstrosity and I want to take shears to it. -K

She just can’t get it right. -M

Freida Pinto

I think the combination of the boobs + midriff + belt + slit is too much. -M

Way too much. -K

Aubrey Plaza

I don’t think that is the right lipstick for that dress. -M

It’s a little dark. I’m not sure I like this dress. -K

Natasha Poly

A naked dress… with a SCARF. Now, that’s new and exciting. -M

I’m so sick of naked dresses. -K

Emily Ratajkowski

This reads very high-class yacht. -M

Are her boobs droopy. -K

Retta

I bet Retta was having a blast with Elton John and David Furnish. -K

This is cool and futuristic. -M

Daisy Ridley

Daisy Ridley is such a fun on the red carpet. I love this mini-dress. My one quibble is I wish those shoes were a bright color like hot pink or fuschia. OR A PATTERN! -K

I wish The Krug was wearing this and Daisy was in something colorful. -M

Emma Roberts

This is one of the best dresses I have ever seen in my entire life but her face is too ghosty. -M

I knew Melissa would love this. I love the top half but am luke-warm on the bottom part. Her face is VERY ghosty. -K

Michelle Rodriguez

BLAH. -M

I wish this didn’t have the train. Maybe? -K

Kelly Rowland

This is my plea for fashion houses to stop making all this nude lining crap because it only looks good on people whose skin color is “nude” AKA white people. The salmon, however, is lovely on her. -M

HERE HERE! -K

Jurnee Smollett-Bell

I wish this was a better color and she chose different shoes BUT everything else, length, fit, cut, is amazing. -K

This color is slightly better on her than on Sophie Turner. -M

Brittany Snow

This is good, I guess. I’m getting tired. -M

SLEEVES! This also looks like she is colored in moss. -K

Suzanne Somers

Rock dem Thighmaster legs, sister! -M

Her legs are amazing. -K

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton

Remember when she wasn’t so desperate for attention? Sigh. -M

I’m so sick of these dresses –DAMN YOU JLO! -K

Hailee Steinfeld

I miss her youthful, colorful phase. -M

This makes her look old. -K

Taylor Swift and Lorde

Lorde looks like she is begging us to save her from TSwift with her eyes. -K

OVER THIS SQUAD BUSINESS. -M

Mya Taylor

Mya just won an Independent Spirit Award! She’s doing a great job for her first time in the spotlight. This reminds me I should watch Tangerine. -M

This dress is super flattering and I LOVE the red lipstick. -K

Chrissy Teigen

Lovely! Let’s forget her unfortunate mess from earlier in the evening, hmmmm? -M

This is so much better than her show dress. -K

Juno Temple

Juno really wants you to watch Vinyl so much so that she is now living as her character in reality. All kidding aside her eye make-up is fantastic. -K

And her storyline is the most interesting on the show. I like this! Are we done yet? -M

Ashley Tisdale

Ashley looks like Tina Turner in Thunderdome. I appreciate her devotion to the Fury Road may she ride to Valhalla shiny and chrome. -K

No? Not done? Sigh. At least this is weird. -M

Marisa Tomei

What a wonderful color! She is such a sneakily good dresser. -M

I wish Marisa was in a really good TV show. I love her so much. I also love this look a lot. -K

Sophie Turner

Better. -M

Better but still not great. -K

Gabrielle Union

Two slits are NOT her friend. -M

She also has not aged. -K

Sofia Vergara

SNORE. -M

I’m very tired. -K

Alicia Vikander

She looks so goddamn happy and I love it. -M

I love black sparkly gowns with sleeves. -K

Kerry Washington

I’m going to pretend someone else wore this. -M

The yellow part confuses me. -K

Olivia Wilde

FABULOUS earrings. -M

LOVE the earrings. Her bracelet is also nice. The dress is okay. It looks comfy. -K

Rebel Wilson

I strongly, strongly dislike her hair. -M

The fit of this dress is AMAZING. -K

Lynn Wyatt

I want to be Lynn Wyatt when I grow up. I also have no idea who she is. -K

I love her so much. She looks like a ton of fun. -M

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