Smart ladies love movie trailers, the week in trailers, December 16, 2013

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Movie Trailer Mondays

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Each week I review movie trailers that came out the previous week or for movies that are about to premiere. Some of these movies I am excited about, some I am mildly curious about, and the rest I make fun of!

Notable movies coming out this week

Inside Llewyn Davis, goes nationwide

We posted about American Hustle last week so you will just have to watch the trailer for Inside Llewyn Davis and be thankful that M and I are finally going to see this in six days!!! [I don’t know if I will stop obsessing about it even then, Katie. -M]

Live at the Foxes Den is out onDemand and for Rent

Last week we had Hercules starring the kid who played Emmitt this week and this week we are featuring a movie starring Jackson Rathbone (he played Jasper who always looked like he was about to passed gas) as a lawyer who really wants to be a crooner. [Elliott Gould is such a gem. I want to watch the Oceans movies again now. -M]

Movies I can’t wait to see in an ACTUAL theater

Bad Words, March 21, 2014

The first time I heard about this I wasn’t sure I would like it (I like my Jason Bateman as a likable asshole not a full out dick) but this trailer looks HILARIOUS and the kid seems cute but not annoying. [I laughed so hard during this! AND I spied both Kathryn Hahn AND Allison Janney. I love when children say “fuck” on screen because I am a childless asshole. -M]

Jupiter Ascending, July 25, 2014

This is only in this section because of Channing Tatum, his weird kind of British accent and those glorious elf ears. [Total guilty pleasure sci fi that only the Wachowskis could make. I love the Tatum, plus SEAN BEAN! -M]

I won’t go to an ACTUAL theater but will pay for it on Amazon

Edge of Tomorrow, June 6, 2014

I kind of think this might be good because I love Emily Blunt but then again I kind of hate Tom Cruise. [I hate this trend of using weirdly quiet indie songs in trailers. I am VERY PLEASED that Emily Blunt is not just a love interest. But yeah, fuck Tom Cruise. I read Going Clear, that guy’s a dick. -M]

Interstellar, November 7, 2014

I love Christopher Nolan but I really want the font to be different in the title of this film –yes I am annoyed with the font, it seems lazy and this whole thing seems like it might be copying Contact. [Katie, have only sci fi trailers been released this week or is this what you’re drawn to OR is this the only genre of movie coming out next year? I like that the title is vertical on the screen. This looks boring. -M]

You would have to PAY me to see it in an ACTUAL theater

Nurse 3D, February 7, 2014

FUCK NO–that is all. [Katrina Bowden showed so much promise in 30 Rock, what the fuck is this? GO AWAY PAZ DE LA HUERTA. -M]

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