Smart ladies love movie trailers, the week in trailers July 15, 2013

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Movie Trailer Mondays

Each week I review movie trailers that came out the previous week or for movies that are about to premiere. Some of these movies I am excited about, some I am mildly curious about, and the rest I make fun of!

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Biggest movie coming out this week

Girl Most Likely

I HOPE THIS IS ONE OF THOSE ONES THAT’S ON TV WHILE IT IS IN THEATERS! Bonus Darren Cris sings BSB (Brooke will be so happy). [I love when Matt Dillon is creepy. My favorite part of this trailer is the random German subtitling. -M]

Movies I can’t wait to see in an ACTUAL theater

Austenland, August 16, 2013

How sad is that I would spend all my monies on a vacation like this in a heartbeat. Also that guy who looks like Tom Hiddleston but is NOT Tom Hiddleston starred in the BBC adaptation of Austen’s Northanger Abbey this is how FUCKING INSANE MY KNOWLEDGE OF THIS SHIT IS! [This looks like guilt-inducing crap and I CAN’T WAIT! Plus Bret from Flight of the Conchords. What else does one need? -M]

I won’t go to an ACTUAL theater but will pay for it on Amazon

Seventh Son, October 18, 2013

Melissa have no fear I will totally pay for this on Amazon and text you while I watch it. I have high hopes it will be less mushy than The Host. ALSO WTF JULIANNE MOORE –do you need MONEY, do you have a mad crush on Jeff Bridges (we all do), were you desperate to be in a movie with Jon Snow (this trailer is lacking in the Snow)??? [Is this a parody of fantasy movies? I hope so because I could not take the trailer seriously. -M]

Saving Mr. Banks, December 13, 2013

Emma Thompson and Tom Hanks in a movie that has “we won Oscars and want more” written all over it. It also looks like the type of film I will watch on Starz all the fucking time. Bonus Paul Giamatti, Jason Swartzman and BJ Novak! [I will never forgive Tom Hanks for Larry Crowne but this looks like a good cable movie and at least the costuming and cast are very appealing. -M]

You would have to PAY me to see it in an ACTUAL theater

The Canyons, TBA

I feel like this is so bad that when it comes on the TV, Melissa and I should live blog its insanity. [This is so terrible I want to cry. Can only be enjoyed with massive amounts of wine and M&Ms. -M]