Smart ladies love movie trailers, the week in trailers July 8, 2013

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Movie Trailer Mondays

Each week I review movie trailers that came out the previous week or for movies that are about to premiere. Some of these movies I am excited about, some I am mildly curious about, and the rest I make fun of!

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Biggest movie coming out this week

Pacific Rim

PACIFIC RIM, PACIFICA RIM, PACIFIC RIM…I am so excited about this movie. Guillermo del Toro, giant robots and monster, Charlie Hunnam and IDRIS ELBA. Also Melissa, Ron Perlman is also in the AWESOMENESS it’s like SOA versus Robots (okay it’s, it’s more like Guillermo del Toro loves Ron Perlman but whatever). [I HATEDDDDDDDDDD Pan’s Labyrinth so much that even Charlie Hunnam can’t make me see this. -M]

Movies I can’t wait to see in an ACTUAL theater

Afternoon Delight, August 30, 2013

Kathryn Hahn adopts a stripper because in indie movies that’s the shit you do ALSO Kathryn Hahn IS THE MOTHER (that one is for die-hard HIMYM fans) AKA her husband is played by Josh Radnor. It was written and directed by a woman and after watching the trailer for Passion (see below) I became extremely pro-woman so I moved this from rent to theater. [Between this and the Lake Bell flick I’m excited for this mini-female actor/director revival. Kathryn Hahn is the shit but I do find Josh Radnor whiny. And I finally get to see Juno Temple in a movie! -M]

Inside Llewyn Davis, December 6, 2013

Fucking December can’t come fast enough. Melissa and I both got crushes on Oscar Isaac when we watched 10 Years and Channing Tatum was in it (that movie was way better than it should have been, it had a lot to do with the quality of the cast –JASON STREET). Inside Llewyn Davis stars Isaac also in the cast are SLLS faves John Goodman, Carey Mulligan, and GARRETT HEDLUND! [I wish these trailers showed more Garrett and less Justin Timberlake/Carey Mulligan but this is going to be my favorite movie of the year, I can feel it. The Coens are my heart. -M]

I won’t go to an ACTUAL theater but will pay for it on Amazon

The Wolf of Wallstreet, November 15, 2013

Jonah Hill in a Scorsese movie, boy that kid has come a long way. Also Leo Dances like a loon AND Matthew McConaughey is into chest beating. This movie will be very long and I will wait for it to come on HBO. [I think I have this book. I will never read it. Or see the movie. -M]

You would have to PAY me to see it in an ACTUAL theater

Passion, August 30, 2013

I hate movies like this, it makes executive women out to be EVIL (you have to read that while pretending to twirl your mustache or blowing a kiss) because how else would they ever get to be executives AND why is she also a LESBIAN. Rachel McAdams I expect more from you. [This totally looks sexist, homophobic and fucked up. PASS. -M]

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