Smart ladies love movie trailers, the week in trailers June 10, 2013

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Movie Trailer Mondays

Each week I review movie trailers that came out the previous week or for movies that are about to premiere. Some of these movies I am excited about, some I am mildly curious about, and the rest I make fun of!

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BEARD of BEAUTY!!!

Biggest movie coming out this week

Man of Steel

It makes me sad when hot dude of the week Henry Cavill loses the beard and becomes Superman, I mean Superman could totally rock that beard. I guess he has to cut it because if he didn’t ALL the ladies would throw themselves at him and that would then make it difficult to save the world. [Beards are God’s work. -M]

Movies I can’t wait to see in an ACTUAL theater

Blue Jasmine, July 26, 2013

This movie looks fantastic, I love me an angry Bobby Cannavale and adorable Sally Hawkins. AND Cate Blanchett one of the best actresses EVER! [LOUIS CK? Peter Sarsgaard? San Francisco? Woody, you have outdone yourself! Side note: Is Alec Baldwin Woody Allen’s new obsession? -M]

I won’t go to an ACTUAL theater but will pay for it on Amazon

Getaway, August 30, 2013

Is it me or wouldn’t this movie have been better with Vin Diesel or The Rock, I just don’t buy Ethan Hawk as a race car driver. I do however LOVE me some Selena Gomez. I am ecstatic that this is not Nicolas Cage and that Rebecca Budig (Greenlee Smythe 4-evs) is getting work. [GREENLEE??????? Holy crap! -M]

Runner, Runner, September 25, 2013

Hey, Ben Affleck I understand your desire to work with JT but COME ON you were told to stop making this type of movie. [I am not even watching this trailer out of protest. -M]

You would have to PAY me to see it in an ACTUAL theater

Insidious 2, September 13, 2013

It seems that every week this section is about questioning the life choice of actors we love, this week Rose Byrne and Patrick Wilson are making a sequel to a horror movie (I looked it up and the first one was made for less than 2 million but made almost 100 million so the sequel makes TONS of sense, so I hope Rose and Patrick are making MONEY). [Remember a few months ago when everyone was pissed that Lena Dunham had sex with Patrick Wilson on Girls? I’m glad that’s over with. Also I will never ever see this movie. -M]

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