Smart ladies love movie trailers, the week in trailers, October 21, 2013


Movie Trailer Mondays

That Awkward Moment Zak Efron

Each week I review movie trailers that came out the previous week or for movies that are about to premiere. Some of these movies I am excited about, some I am mildly curious about, and the rest I make fun of!

Notable movies coming out this week

The Counselor

The first thing the creeps me out in this trailer is Michael Fassbender with an American accent. The second thing that creeps me out is Javier Bardem’s hair (I need you to play a romantic lead, Javier, because you are so HOT). The third thing is Cameron Diaz in a movie, I had kind of thought she was retiring since I don’t remember the last thing she was in. [Something is wrong with my internet at work, I can’t watch these trailers! I feel like Cameron Diaz can be replaced by Charlize Theron in every movie and no one would care. -M]

Paradise is out onDemand and for Rent

Paradise is the first feature film to be directed by Diablo Cody, we covered it in August.   M and I watched  it this weekend and we LOVED it. It stars some of our favorites Julianne Hough, Octavia Spencer, and Russell Brand. [Octavia plays a hipster! Please ignore the reviews of this, it’s totally cute. -M]

Movies I can’t wait to see in an ACTUAL theater

The Grand Budapest Hotel, March 7, 2014

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… Maybe I can use my words when I get over my excitement about all the AWESOME people who are in Wes Anderson’s next movie The Grand Budapest Hotel. SWINTON! Ralph Fiennes! BILL MURRAY! March can’t come fucking fast enough! [I DID watch this last week! The colors are so pretty. I think Ralph is a perfect match for Wes Anderson, he is secretly kooky like Adrien Brody. -M]

Belle, May 2, 2014

I was intrigue by this movie when we previewed TIFF and it looks even better now that there is a trailer. It’s interesting that they have pushed its release to May since it SCREAMS Oscar movie but maybe they realized this season is packed. [YAY I saw this too. I don’t know if I would pay to see this, but like K & I talked about this weekend, the director is a female and the lead is a female POC so I really want to support it. -M]

I won’t go to an ACTUAL theater but will pay for it on Amazon

That Awkward Moment, January 31, 2014

NEEDS MORE MICHAEL B. JORDAN! Also who is his lady friend? Why don’t we meet her in the trailer? M and I watched this trailer together and these were our biggest concerns. Oh AND Jordan is a much bigger star than Miles Teller so why is he billed third? Lastly, this movie is really a Zac Efron starring vehicle and the 8 bazillionth movie Imogen Poots is in where she plays a girlfriend. [Michael B. Jordan was in The Wire, people! Zac Efron was in High School Musical. I’m hoping MBJ’s not in the trailer much because he is not sticking his dick in a toilet while laying horizontally on it. He’s too good for that. He might get an Oscar nom for Fruitvale Station and he doesn’t need to ruin his chances with a Norbit. -M]

Non-Stop, February 28, 2013

Lady Mary as a flight attendant! Liam Neeson kicking ASS! Julianne Moore NOT winning an Oscar anytime soon! [Julianne has just given up now. Amy Adams might have an Oscar before Julianne, that would be weird. It’s weird enough that fucking Jennifer  Lawrence who has been in five movies has one and Julianne has zero. -M]

You would have to PAY me to see it in an ACTUAL theater

Endless Love, February 14, 2014

I saw the original 1981 version of this movie with Brooke Shields on TCM when I was in high school and its unintentional hilarity was amazing. This movie stars Alex Pettyfer who isn’t so much a terrible actor as a, well, dumb actor (what was he trying to do in Magic Mike or Beastly –why was the movie even made and yes I watched it and I am ashamed). I also think he would make the best Christian Grey (and he really wants it, shouldn’t we just hire the guy who wants to play the 27-year-old billionaire –yes M I just put this in so you would roll your eyes). [Katie made me watch several different trailers of the original yesterday and it looked horrible. Why did they choose to remake something so shitty? It can’t get any better. -M]

Gif from loganzcooper.

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