Movie Trailer Mondays
Each week I review movie trailers that came out the previous week or for movies that are about to premiere. Some of these movies I am excited about, some I am mildly curious about, and the rest I make fun of!
Notable movies coming out this week
It’s HERE!!! It seems like only yesterday I paid $50 to get this movie made and here it is made –I’m like a proud mother marshmallow! [I miss Veronica’s bitchiness! This is going to be amazing. -M]
The Double, is out onDemand and for Rent
The IT Crowd’s Richard Ayoade directedthis weird indie comedy which stars Jesse Eisenberg and Mia Wasikowska with Wallace Shawn. I also fleetingly noticed Ayoade’s co-star Chris O’Dowd. [This looks so strange, like Adaptation but even more bizarre. -M]
Movies I can’t wait to see in an ACTUAL theater
Annie, December 19, 2014
I am ridiculously excited for the remake of Annie (my favorite movie when I was a kid), Quvenzhane Wallis, Jamie Foxx, and Rose Byrne (three of our favorite people) star! [I really don’t buy Cameron Diaz as a bitch. Was Charlize busy? -M]
I won’t go to an ACTUAL theater but will pay for it on Amazon
Grace of Monaco, TBA 2014
This movie looks like it might be terrible but I thoroughly enjoyed the fashion-porn in the trailer. Yes, Nicole Kidman’s face looks a little waxy but her hair a costumes are grand. [I need to know when this is actually coming out. I will need to prepare. It will be like my Magic Mike birthday party but with booze we sneak in to the theater. -M]
You would have to PAY me to see it in an ACTUAL theater
Transformers: Age of Extinction, June 27, 2014
Really, Michael Bay you think Mark Wahlberg is going to save this franchise from SNOOZE CITY? [Mark Wahlberg isn’t saving shit. He is SUPER into Michael Bay though and has mentioned him on Wahlburgers in at least two episodes. My guess is the series just happens to come back in late June. SYNERGY! -M]
Gif from wheezyandherman.