Smart ladies love movies, this week in trailers, March 31, 2014

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Movie Trailer Mondays


Yeah this is not from Captain America but who cares, it’s Chris Evan’s naked on Monday morning, it’s a win for everyone!

Each week I review movie trailers that came out the previous week or for movies that are about to premiere. Some of these movies I am excited about, some I am mildly curious about, and the rest I make fun of!

Notable movies coming out this week

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

SLLS boyfriend Chris Evans (who recently announced he doesn’t want to act anymore –NOOO!) is reprising his role as Captain America which is SUPER fantastic because the first Captain America movie was loads better then the other Avenger movies. I also don’t hate ScarJo in these movies which is SHOCKING! [FACT: I will watch Chris Evans in anything. Also, the first Captain America movie was my favorite of the recent superhero movies, thanks to Evans and the vintage costumes. -M]

Mistaken for Strangers, is out onDemand and for Rent

Dear The National, stop making me like you despite the fact that I hate about 75% of your music. [For dudes that make the most maudlin music every they sure seem like they have a sense of humor. -M]

Movies I can’t wait to see in an ACTUAL theater

Begin Again, July 4, 2014

This movie was at TIFF and called Can A Song Save Your Life? and I was majorly obsessed with it (despite Adam Levine‘s involvement but I’m happy he is playing a douche) now that the trailer is here which I have watched about 15 times I am even more obsessed. ALSO I need to rewatch Once. [I love love love movies like this. I also have a strong affinity for Kiera Knightly, and it feels weird to admit that. -M]

Let’s Be Cops, August 13, 2014

Jake Johnson and Damon Wayans Jr pretend to be cops and I am there with fucking bells on!!! [SO FUNNY. I laughed twenty times during this trailer. “We’re thirty as shit right now.” “Fuck you, Ron.” -M]

I won’t go to an ACTUAL theater but will pay for it on Amazon

Hercules, July 25, 2014

This movie stars The Rock so it is already a trillion times better than the Hercules movie that starred that dude from Twilight. [This is in the “you can’t pay me enough to watch it” category. I don’t know, I like the Rock better in kiddie comedies than this. -M]

You would have to PAY me to see it in an ACTUAL theater

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, August 8, 2014

Michael Bay produced this piece of crap, which is another movie aimed at ruining things I enjoyed in my youth. I am still pissed off that they are making a Jem movie. [Why did they make TMNT a scary thing? It is totally corny and should stay that way. HATE. -M]

Gif from thefandomimagine.