Smart ladies love movies, this week in trailers, September 1, 2014

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Movie Trailer Monday

Miles Teller so cute in Footloose.

Miles Teller so cute in Footloose.

Each week I review movie trailers that came out the previous week or for movies that are about to premiere. Some of these movies I am excited about, some I am mildly curious about, and the rest I make fun of!

Notable movies coming out tomorrow

The Identical

This movie looks like a parody of Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story which was a parody of musical bio-pics but it also strangely looks serious so the whole thing is confusing. It does have Joey Pants, Ashley Judd and a dude who looks like Elvis so it MIGHT be interesting.

Life of Crime, is out onDemand and for Rent

You can rent this prequel to Jackie Brown NOW from the comfort of your couch. I think I’m going to wait for it to be cheaper OR for it to come free on either Netflix or pay cable.

Movies I can’t wait to see in an ACTUAL theater

Two Night Stand, September 26, 2014

I believe that my love for Miles Teller has led me to think this movie looks better than it possibly is. I do think that this trailer gives TOO MUCH of the movie away which I fucking HATE.

The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, March 6, 2015

It’s official Richard Gere has finally excepted that he is old ALSO after watching the first Exotic Marigold Movie about 1000 times on HBO I am now SUPER excited for its sequel.

I won’t go to an ACTUAL theater but will pay for it on Amazon

Rudderless, October 17, 2014

My good friend William H. Macy, Bill to his friends directed this movie about a grieving father singing his sons songs in bars. The father is played by Billy Crudup who is an excellent actor but I think might be a dick in real life.

Rosewater, November 7, 2014

Jon Stewart’s directorial debut looks good but it also looks like the type of movie I would like to watch at home NOT in a theater. I would just like to say that I am happy this looks good and even though he is directing I for one liked Stewart as an ACTOR and would like him and Gillian Anderson to make a sequel to Playing By Heart.

You would have to PAY me to see it in an ACTUAL theater

Before I Go to Sleep, October 31, 2014

Dear Nicole Kidman, I know your husband Colin Firth looks totes sketch but you should NEVER EVER trust Mark Stong in a thriller just as one should always assume Sean Bean will die.

Gif from theinsatiablevoid.