Smart ladies love movie trailers, the week in trailers 1/21/13

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Movie Trailer Mondays

Each week I review movie trailers that came out the previous week or for movies that are about to premiere.   Some of these movies I am excited about, some I am mildly curious about, and the rest I make fun of!

SpringBreakers

Movies I can’t wait to see in an ACTUAL theater

Star Trek Into Darkness, May 17, 2013

I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE…END OF STORY!  Look forward to the fawning in December for my Best of Nerd Movies 2013 post! Come May, expect a Men of Star Trek Hot Dude of the Week post!  Just expect me to be very very very happy that Benedict Cumberbatch is in this film, he doesn’t even need to be Kahn — OH FUCK YEAH HE DOES…KAHN!!!

Trance, March 2013

A Danny Boyle directed heist movie starring James McAvoy, Vincent Cassel, and Rosario Dawson — I AM SO THERE! [I’m already calling Cassel as a future HDOTW. -M]

I won’t go to an ACTUAL theater but will pay for it on Amazon

The Call, March 15, 2013

I probably won’t pay for this but I will however watch the hell out of it on cable.  Halle Berry is a call center employee who must save Abigail Breslin from a serial killer who Berry has encountered before.  The trailer very nearly gives away the whole movie — why must you do that!

Beautiful Creatures, February 14, 2012

So this is the kind of scary movie I like, it’s weird and campy with a doomed lovestory (it’s the reason I saw Twilight 1 but then that became terribly terribly BAD).  I also LOVE Emma Thompson, Viola Davis, and Jeremy Irons so I will definitely pay for this on Amazon and then drive Melissa crazy with blow by blow texts — Mel you have been forewarned! [Oh I can’t wait. -M]

You would have to PAY me to see it in an ACTUAL theater

Spring Breakers (No US release date is set but sometime in 2013)

James Franco with a gold grill, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens throwing off their clothes and Disney princess images, Harmony Korine MOVIE set in Florida during spring break…this is an absolute NO!!!  I will enjoy all of the comical gifs this film spawns, Franco’s grill with braids = HILARITY.  I might also watch it at 2AM on pay cable — don’t judge me! [Katie HATES Harmony Korine, I think she will only see this if she drunk buys it on demand. -M]

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