Smart ladies love blogging, the funniest SLLS search terms part 2

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One of my favorite ways to entertain myself is to read through the search terms people enter that land them on our page. DAYS of fun, really.

These searches go from June 1, 2014- Dec 31, 2014. I spelled everything the way it was spelled in the search. If you think this is hilarious but missed part 1, you can find that here.

Random weird crap

Dan Stevens 1We would never, ever say something like this. In fact, we pretty much hate Dan Stevens. [Mary is better off with Matthew Goode –take that Stevens! -K]

Vikings 1

Maybe? He just seems more like a Justified guy to me. [I wish he was on Vikings! -K]

Paul RuddRAD AS SHIT.

HIMYM 1I’m so disappointed the reader didn’t finish this phrase!

Jahmene 1The correct answer to this question is, “Who fucking cares?”

Hallmark channel 1I don’t think this search term will help you find what you are looking for, gentle reader.

Barbra-Julie

A Royal Christmas 1The movie very clearly answered this question in the affirmative.

Chasing Life 1Chasing Life Unexpected. What do you think?

shiri vs italia
Outlander 2

I think we can ask Claire and Jamie that! Let me get them…

OH WAIT. They’re a little busy BONING.

The Killing 1

Via.

Via. I really don’t know what to say here because these jackets–that you all LIKE–are hiding how obviously cute and skinny he is.

You asked for it

True Blood 2

If you said so:

ERIC ON FIRE

Hemlock Grove 8OK!!! It’s one of my favorite things.

Hemlock Grove Peter's face

Wahlburgers

You have so many questions about Wahlburgers. This is less than 1/10th of the questions. Many of them were about Larry Houghton STILL.

Wahlburgers questions 1

Wahlburgers questions 2

Wahlburgers 1

Candidly Nicole

Candidly Nicole 1

My favorite is the one about plantar fascitis.

Candidly Nicole 2

Candidly Nicole 5 01

No, she does not.

Candidly Nicole 3

 

Candidly Nicole 5

True Blood

True Blood 5

It seems our readers hate this show as much as I do.

True Blood 4

I wish we had done this as a post. [It would have been a really long post. I hope Moyer is better on the new Kurt Sutter show –and then again maybe I don’t. -K]

True Blood 1

Via.

Via. True Blood Sims is the best, thanks Katie for telling me about it!

True Blood 3

This is every search phrase that includes something about Hoyt’s weird girlfriend. [OH GOD. I DON’T EVEN KNOW! WHY?!?!?!?!? -K]

Hemlock Grove

Hemlock Grove 7This was the only search that tangentially mentioned Andreas, the show’s best character. You all FAIL.

hemlockgrove_ep207_andreasYOLO

Hemlock Grove 4

This is an interesting way of putting it, but I wholeheartedly agree with this. [He was sweaty at the Baftas too. He is just so SWEATY! -K]

And HG was the subject of many other questions:
Hemlock Grove 3

Hemlock Grove 2

I thought about answering all these questions but I’m not sure I want to revisit two seasons of this show.

Dirty, dirty minds

X Factor UK 1

Poor Jake Quickenden–not ONE mention! People would rather see Paul Akister shirtless.

Hemlock Grove 1

The writers are not subtle about this at all. Draw your own conclusions.

Hemlock Grove 6

I know there are sites that do this, but SLLS is not one of them. We have jobs.

Americans 1

Outlander 3

There were a lot of searches for “oral” and “blow job” in regards to Outlander, but none for cunilingous. [Cunilingous is such a FUN word too! -K]

WTF????

Who knows 1

You’re welcome:

I HATE MY EX BUT I LOVE MY NEXT

I made this on canva in two seconds.

Who knows 2

This is amazing because of the great spelling errors.

Who knows 3

I love how this person thinks typing “give the correct answer, please” will work in Google. [I love that Google sent them to us. -K]

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