Smart ladies love movies, this week in trailers, December 21, 2015


Movie Trailer Monday


Each week I review movie trailers that came out the previous week or for movies that are about to premiere. Some of these movies I am excited about, some I am mildly curious about, and the rest I make fun of!

Notable movies coming out this weekend

Point Break

This reminds me I need to see the original Point Break. It also reminds me that Luke Bracey is kind of only hot with this Australian accent without it he kind of looks like every other hot blond with longish hair. [The Big Short is coming out this week, I cannot endorse this crappy looking remake. Go see potential Oscar nominees instead. -M]

Every Thing Will Be Fine, is out onDemand and for Rent

This looks really depressing but I love Charlotte Gainsbourg and Rachel McAdams so I’ll probably watch this once it’s free to stream. [I am uncomfortable with ANY Franco attempting to be serious. Dude, you were on General Hospital. For fun. -M]

Movies I can’t wait to see in an ACTUAL theater

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, March 4, 2016

YES! Finally a movie I’m truly excited about. This looks really good and I’m really liking the fact that Margot Robbie picks diverse projects (she is really good in Focus, btws). I think that all of SLLS can get behind Martin Freeman and Tina Fey getting it on. [This has HBO favorite written all over it. I’ve seen Admission and Date Night hundreds of times. Martin Freeman is the perfect Tina Fey love interest. -M]

Star Trek Beyond, July 22, 2016

This trailer makes Star Trek look like a party and I’m kind of okay with that. I will pretty much watch anything with Karl Urban making smartass remarks. [I thought the other Star Trek movie was JUST out but it turns out it was released in 2013. The fact that this is directed by the same guy who has done the recent Fast & the Furious movies (Justin Lin) means that it will be more like an action movie than the JJ Abrams brand of Spielbergian adventure. -M]

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, November 18, 2016

Not much happens in this teaser but YAY HARRY POTTER!!! [I might be over all franchise movies that aren’t Star Wars. I can’t even pretend to be excited. -M]

I won’t go to an ACTUAL theater but will pay for it on Amazon

Eddie the Eagle, February 26, 2016

Truth my love for curling is because I think it might be the only way I could ever be in the Olympics, another truth is that I have never been curling because I’m too lazy to do that. So this story of a kid who is desperate to be an Olympian appeals to me. Hugh Jackman is also appealing. What’s not appealing is whatever the fuck is going on with Taron Egerton’s facial hair. [I wish this kid was a curler. Sigh, I guess we will have to watch a movie about a ski jumper instead. Here is his Wiki page so you can see Eddie was definitely the worldwide joke he appears to be in this trailer. -M]

You would have to PAY me to see it in an ACTUAL theater

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2, June 3, 2016

LAURA LINNEY WHAT THE EVER FUCK! Man I hope she was paid well for this shit. Also I don’t even remember when the first of these came out and now here is a sequel. [I won’t see this crap, because the thought of it makes me somewhat nauseous. But at least no one making the TMNT movies takes it seriously, so YAY. -M]


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